seagull report

 

 Seagull's thoughts about cars. 

These strange predators are generally harmless to our species. Food, paper and plastic occasionally eject from the eyes on the sides. Some have two eyes, some have four. They prey mostly on ground animals of any size that cross their path. They seem highly evolved, since some cars do the killing and others come along and eat later. This gives other animals a chance to share in the meal.

Humans are a parasite that can enter and leave without harm. This gives the slow weak humans much greater mobility. Of course the humans can never be sure where they are going. Fortunately, the cars follow a fairly predictable routine schedule that the humans can take advantage of.