Elon Musk make me a toothbrush

 Since you seem determined to do some of the craziest projects in human history why don't you make something that will actually help people on a daily basis, keep their teeth in their head. Billions of people on this planet all have teeth, and teeth are a constant headache, hahaha. They're constantly getting gum disease, cavities, plaque, staining and they generally need flossing brushing water picking and cleaning at the dentist, just to mention the bare basics of dealing with teeth your whole life.

 Please make a toothbrush that doubles as a water pic and a flosser. This toothbrush needs to identify plaque and has some means of dissolving plaque or ultrasonically removing it. It needs to be able to detect the early stages of gum disease and automatically apply something to eliminate the gum disease or massage your gums in some way applying some sort of medicine . Then it also needs to be able to have early detection of cavities by detecting the breakdown or the thinning of an enamel. It needs to also hook up to your phone and give you an automatic report on each toothbrushing experience. It needs to have little microscopic cameras or something and little radar sensing devices it needs to last a lifetime and help you keep your teeth without spending a fortune at the dentist. It also needs to cost about $100, and of course it will need consumables like toothpaste, mouthwash, hydrogen peroxide, water, and possibly an ultrasonic solution and some sort of gingivitis medicine. It needs to be able to clean just below the gum line and somehow report if crud is collecting between your teeth under your gums or somehow identify this stuff and use the flosser that will automatically be built in somehow. It may look very unusual with sort of two sets of brushes that fit down over your teeth in front and back at the same time and then hook up to some sort of solution supply that has always different solutions in it. I'll also it needs to either be self cleaning or very easy to clean so that it's not getting clogged up.

Okay Elon, if any of your team should be caught or killed we of course will deny any involvement. And we'll deny that we ever suggested such a ridiculous device.

 Oh and of course, the futuristic version of this device will use some sort of glowing light source and a minimal amount of water. You will put it over your teeth and it will hum and glow and a tiny little bit of water will squirt to remove the plaque and any other food substances or foreign substances that need to be moved away from your teeth which you will then spit out, or it may vacuum them up automatically and dump them into the sink. 

Elon Elon, he's our man. 

If he can't do it 

we'll have to find somebody who can

 

I talked to God about providing such a device, but He explained that He was busy preparing for the end of the world. He wasn't against the idea but He just didn't have time to fool with it.