pixel 6 pro

 

Unrecognized benefit of covid.

 

I'm pretty sure I've had covid 10 times. Well at least I've sneezed 10 times over the last several years. And what I've noticed is that I'm starting to think independently. I'm starting to think it really is everyone else. I'm free and they're all in bondage. Not James bondage just bondage. They all drank the Kool-Aid. they turned on that flat panel 80 inch one too many times.

 

Actual events (almost creepy):

Satellite service salesman: excuse me sir can I ask you a quick question!?

Hapless customer: uh, I don't own a TV.

Satellite service salesman: Do you want one?!