King of England declares war on America

 As one of his first orders of business the king of England has declared war on America. If we let these colonies push us around who knows where it will lead. His first order to the military was to burn the White House. This will show them that we're serious.

The king was overheard telling his court, I can't tell you how many times mom would say, can't we all just get along here? The obvious answer is no, but she lived insulated from The real world in a bubble of pomp and circumstance. Except for world war II, lest we forget.