I don't care

 

IDON'T Care Plan 

This is the healthcare plan for me. It's the first plan completely run by robots. It's 95% cheaper, and you sign a release that there can be no legal action on your part. They care for you from a completely statistical analytical perspective. They run all the numbers on you then maybe they even do a brain scan to see like what part of your brain is bothering you the most. Then it suggests various levels of treatment that you have to decide what you want to do. So the top level of treatment is always do nothing. And they make some kind of analysis as to what that will lead to. Then the last option is always like the super invasive do operations and all kinds of crazy stuff tons of meds and all kinds of crap that you're going to be on for the rest of your life. And then they would in theory give you an honest analysis of what that's going to be like.