fun with pens

 

 The next big thing!! Non-lethal pens.

 

 

Think about if all human combat had to be carried out with pens. All wars had to be fought with nothing but human beings using pens. They have to be normal looking pens too. You can't make them 20 ft long with anything other than a ballpoint or a fountain to pin on the end. It's certainly more dangerous than just a fist fight but I mean it makes everything like way more personal, right? Way more personal than a sword for that matter. Not quite as personal as having to strangle them to death with your two bare hands, but almost.

 

 I'm still trying to get my head around the power of a pen. I would like to inherit Babylonian civilization, where do I sign?

 Another crazy thing pens can do is record thoughts, I never thought about it.

 I guess pens can be used to record other stuff too, let's see...